Oh, Ooohhh...?

Has anyone seen Ooohhh?

It's Great to be Green

We don't know what it is, but we like it! How bad can it be, really... if it's Green. After we looked around more, we discovered a large quantity of sugary sweetness in the large and colorful paper containers behind us. We freed the sugary sweetness by cutting into all of the paper and amassing the sugary sweetness in a big pile, as it should be. Those tall king-and-queen-looking things are not sugary sweetness. We believe they are a feeble attempt to keep invaders from the sugary sweetness that lies in the space between. And one of them made Ooohhh sneeze a lot.

Preparing to dive

Check out this sweet diving platform. Check out how I'm learning the cool new phrases that are used here. I'm really starting to fit inward. Sweet. FTW. I'm diving into your large watery vessel and frolicking in your jets of pulsating water.

More sugary sweetness

We have to say that we are very excited by this relatively new orange stuff we've found recently. It looks like it will stick around, as it seems to be selling quickly. We've already had a problem finding it. I feel confident that will improve, but don't tell Ooohhh.

Here's me making a thorough inspection of this vessel in search of The Claw. Sadly, there was no Claw to be found. And I searched quite well. I assure you.

Chameleon

Does this color make my head look big?

Now THAT's a Big Head

Some things, we just don't get.


Why is this head so big? Does his neck hurt from holding it up? How does he keep from toppling over? Where'd he get those cool striped shoes? Is his future really that bright?

Mantras on Mondays

We have heard the people here saying it over and over. "I don't like Mondays." Some mutter it. Some say it with a tone of disgust and sometimes some of those harsh words. Some people even wrote a song about it. (Like to hear it?) We've just come to understand this mantra and when we pick ourselves back up, we will be happy to add this to our observation logs.

That log entry will most likely look like this: (I've translated it to your language.)

If you do this all weekend...

... you will feel like this on Monday.

Happy Hour

We have recently discovered liquid goodness in tall vessels. We are happy!

Claw! Erm, not quite...

This was a little nostalgic for me. It reminded me of the great and powerful claw. MY claw. The one that chose me and Ooohhh. This seems to be a smaller version, and it only has two prongs. And there's no glass! It roams freely, choosing at will. And those big black sucker-things were kind of scary up close. It must be for smaller, slippery, fewer-dimentional-type beings. Claw Chooses!

This Means Something

What strange two-toed creature did this? And more importantly, why does it hate the ground so much that it made these dints?

A New Discovery

We have come across this new form of sugary goodness in stores everywhere. There seems to have been a great expansion in the Candy selection at stores over the past few weeks. We are harboring thoughts that this is a sign of an impending invasion by The Sugar Lords or some other alien species. We will watch and wait.

In the meantime, we will continue to eat this multi-layered delicacy.

Say Ooooh!

Some Earth creautres have asked us how we take pictures since most cameras are designed for beings taller than two inches. The anwser is easy when you are brave explorers like us. We use teamwork.

Now Jump!

We will master these strange machines that grant currency to some but not all. After all, if the Claw choose us to explore, won't the ATM choose us to continue?

Do Not Be Alarmed!

We come in peace! Fear not our superior number of eyes! We come to explore and discover! We also come for chocolate if you have any, but mostly we come in peace!

We Never Go Home, Part 2

We still try.

Wonder Why We Never Go Home

Although we are beings on a mission of exploration, like everyone else, we get homesick. A find such as this one couldn't be passed by. Yet try as we might, it's just not the same. We reflect in this space on those who have come before us. Eeewww and Uuuhhh, if you are out there, this glass is for you.

More Cowbell!

We have recently learned of your culture's great enjoyment of music. In researching this, like in all other things, we have discovered a wide variety of devices with which to create music. And after trying every last one of them (because we are thorough), we say...

More Cowbell!

Or Sugar-Coated Fried Dough

We ran across this place while trying to come down from that chocolate high. Just wait until you see what we found inside...

Hot, chewy, sweet goodness in a green box.

The Wonders Never Cease

They never told us about chocolate!

Through the Glass

After years of being under glass, waiting to be Chosen, I never thought I would spend so much time under glass again watching the world go by. At least now the view is much better. For that matter, at least now the view is changing. Wow, that makes all the difference.

Sometimes when I see clouds like this, I think one of them will come down and Choose our car. Could there be better places than this?

Strange New World

We are trying to find our way here in this strange new world that is Life After the Claw. Ooohhh and I were Chosen relatively close together in what you call Time. We are documenting our experiments along this journey here.

We have ambled for a while getting the hang of this place and our most significant find so far has been The Princess Garminia. She is a navigational goddess and we follow her every word. The Princess is kind and just, but I think she is lonely. She calls for someone named Recalculating quite frequently.

Here I am, basking in her largeness and beauty. The glow from her screen is illuminating.

Aaahhh has been chosen.

Let me go.

Transmission Test!

Ohhhhhhhhh.