Chameleon

Does this color make my head look big?

Now THAT's a Big Head

Some things, we just don't get.


Why is this head so big? Does his neck hurt from holding it up? How does he keep from toppling over? Where'd he get those cool striped shoes? Is his future really that bright?

Mantras on Mondays

We have heard the people here saying it over and over. "I don't like Mondays." Some mutter it. Some say it with a tone of disgust and sometimes some of those harsh words. Some people even wrote a song about it. (Like to hear it?) We've just come to understand this mantra and when we pick ourselves back up, we will be happy to add this to our observation logs.

That log entry will most likely look like this: (I've translated it to your language.)

If you do this all weekend...

... you will feel like this on Monday.

Happy Hour

We have recently discovered liquid goodness in tall vessels. We are happy!

Claw! Erm, not quite...

This was a little nostalgic for me. It reminded me of the great and powerful claw. MY claw. The one that chose me and Ooohhh. This seems to be a smaller version, and it only has two prongs. And there's no glass! It roams freely, choosing at will. And those big black sucker-things were kind of scary up close. It must be for smaller, slippery, fewer-dimentional-type beings. Claw Chooses!

This Means Something

What strange two-toed creature did this? And more importantly, why does it hate the ground so much that it made these dints?

A New Discovery

We have come across this new form of sugary goodness in stores everywhere. There seems to have been a great expansion in the Candy selection at stores over the past few weeks. We are harboring thoughts that this is a sign of an impending invasion by The Sugar Lords or some other alien species. We will watch and wait.

In the meantime, we will continue to eat this multi-layered delicacy.

Say Ooooh!

Some Earth creautres have asked us how we take pictures since most cameras are designed for beings taller than two inches. The anwser is easy when you are brave explorers like us. We use teamwork.

Now Jump!

We will master these strange machines that grant currency to some but not all. After all, if the Claw choose us to explore, won't the ATM choose us to continue?

Do Not Be Alarmed!

We come in peace! Fear not our superior number of eyes! We come to explore and discover! We also come for chocolate if you have any, but mostly we come in peace!

We Never Go Home, Part 2

We still try.

Wonder Why We Never Go Home

Although we are beings on a mission of exploration, like everyone else, we get homesick. A find such as this one couldn't be passed by. Yet try as we might, it's just not the same. We reflect in this space on those who have come before us. Eeewww and Uuuhhh, if you are out there, this glass is for you.

More Cowbell!

We have recently learned of your culture's great enjoyment of music. In researching this, like in all other things, we have discovered a wide variety of devices with which to create music. And after trying every last one of them (because we are thorough), we say...

More Cowbell!

Or Sugar-Coated Fried Dough

We ran across this place while trying to come down from that chocolate high. Just wait until you see what we found inside...

Hot, chewy, sweet goodness in a green box.

The Wonders Never Cease

They never told us about chocolate!